Funny things: Alex edition

July 07, 2014

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There is no end to the funny things that come out of children's mouths. Alex, my three and a half year old is no exception. I thought I would share some funny things he has said the past few weeks.

 

Scene: Alex following me around every step I go in the kitchen. Seriously - like a little shadow.

Me: Alex, can you please stop following me. Someone is going to trip and get hurt.

Alex: Mommy, am I making you totally bonkers right now?

Me: Yes honey, you are.

Alex: OK (and continues to follow me around.)

 

Scene: The beach lots of young ladies in bikinis walking around.

Alex: "Hey ladies!"

 

Scene: Alex stalking me around my computer

Alex: Mommy, it's my turn to use the computer.

Me: Alex, this is my computer. How about you go play with your blocks.

Alex: How about you play with blocks mommy. I use the computer. You can use my trains too.

 

Scene: Alex sitting in my lap while I type this ADEA article.

Me: Alex, what funny things have you said lately?

Alex: Well, last night I snored. That's funny.

- Vanessa



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